In this photo Tiny Tim is reacting to: a. a frenzied mob rushing at him intent on tearing him apart. b. the grenade launcher display at his local arms dealer’s basement hideaway. c. evil tulips tiptoeing in his direction. d. Ed McMahon tossing Johnny Carson out the window.
1st – She was born the son of unsuccessful tugboat captains on a small farm in Idaho. 2nd – She grew all alone on her own with the help of several bar tending clowns to nominal size perpendicular to a river. 3rd – Her middle years were spent as a migratory baggage handler based out […]
Loon: Today on the 3 question interview we have the ghost of the founder of the city of Tarzana, Mr. Edgar Rice Burroughs. Mr. Burroughs, did the naming of the city have anything at all to do with the famous Tarzan, the Ape Man? Ghost of Burroughs: Naturally. Loon: 2nd question. Do you like avocados, […]
They stabbed each other with poisoned darts. To be fair, the darts were made of soft rubber, and the poison was quite mild, merely rendering them a bit dizzy for half an hour or so.
While making the movie I Married a Witch, Veronica and co-star Fredric March would often: a. fly tandem out to Santa Monica on Veronica’s broom. b. pass the time playing shuffleboard with John Proctor’s ghost. c. demonstrate cauldron cooking for the crew. d. playfully stab each other with poisoned darts.
Loon: I am especially pleased to welcome the ghost of The Great Pumpkin to the 3 question interview. Pumpkin, no, Pump, may I call you Pump? Great Pumpkin’s ghost: Suit yourself, daddy-o. Loon: So, Pump, why, for instance, do you always disappoint Linus when he waits for you in the patch? Great Pumpkin’s ghost: Hey, […]
When told he looked an awful lot like Roy Rogers, Leonard said: a. ‘There’s a pretty good reason for that.’ b. ‘My horse, Pansy, looks a lot like Trigger, too, don’t you think?’ c. ‘Go ahead and ask my Dale Evans look-alike wife, Hortense Blugg, what she thinks.’ d. ‘That may be, but look at […]
Trafalgar Square on Venus looks exactly like this if when you say Trafalgar Square you mean the Lake Tahoe Basin and by Venus you mean a sunny Autumn day.
Loon: We have royalty among us for our 3 question interview today, a king of England. Your Solemn Royalness, how many powdered wigs did you own? George III’s ghost: I spy a sparrow on your brow. Loon: Huh? Oh, no, that’s just where I smeared my forehead with tar. So, did you guard your face […]
Mae would certainly have won the race with Mary Pickford if not for one thing.In the final lung taxing straightaway, Mae continued to breathe through her nose, refusing to disturb the perfection of her Cupid bow pout by opening her mouth to suck in sufficient oxygen. Mary sped by and breasted the tape.
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