SNEAKS
You have to watch out for these guys. They sneak in and try to throw lightning at you.
You have to watch out for these guys. They sneak in and try to throw lightning at you.
Loon: I have the great honor to welcome for the 3 question interview today the ghost of Robert E. Lee. General, welcome and may I ask if it was uncomfortable walking around with a sword clattering on your leg all the time? Lee’s ghost: Sometimes it proved to be an annoyance. Loon: I thought so. […]
It’s a little known fact that Beatrix Potter was a much sought after mesmerist in the early 20th century.
Franz, in this picture, is in the process of: a. being hypnotized by a strange being from another planet. b. being hypnotized by Rasputin. c. being hypnotized by Teddy Roosevelt. d. being hypnotized by Beatrix Potter.
Happy birthday to Franz Kafka. Today a short game of Embed the Apple in the Giant Cockroach, tomorrow the kwiz.
Loon: With the 4th of July looming, The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to provide us with one George M. Cohan for the 3 question interview. I don’t know why. Mr. Cohan, do you know anything about skiffs? Cohan’s ghost: Not a blessed thing, bucko. Loon: Too bad. I’m thinking of getting […]
The treatment of drugs injected directly into his head cured Ben of sleepwalking.
In this picture, Ben is: a. receiving instructions from the mother ship. b. undergoing an experimental lobotomy. c. having lots of different kinds of drugs injected directly into his head. d. trying to impress a girl. e. wondering why he went into show business.
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This is the only warning you’ll get. Beautiful, eh? The former cat that made the final mistake of its existence by brushing a single whisker across one of those lovely petals might disagree.