SNEAKS

July 8, 2013

You have to watch out for these guys. They sneak in and try to throw lightning at you.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ROBERT E LEE

July 7, 2013
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Loon: I have the great honor to welcome for the 3 question interview today the ghost of Robert E. Lee. General, welcome and may I ask if it was uncomfortable walking around with a sword clattering on your leg all the time? Lee’s ghost: Sometimes it proved to be an annoyance. Loon: I thought so. […]

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THE FRANZ KAFKA KWIZ ANSWER

July 5, 2013

It’s a little known fact that Beatrix Potter was a much sought after mesmerist in the early 20th century.

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THE FRANZ KAFKA KWIZ

July 4, 2013
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Franz, in this picture, is in the process of: a. being hypnotized by a strange being from another planet. b. being hypnotized by Rasputin. c. being hypnotized by Teddy Roosevelt. d. being hypnotized by Beatrix Potter.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FRANZ KAFKA

July 3, 2013
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Happy birthday to Franz Kafka. Today a short game of Embed the Apple in the Giant Cockroach, tomorrow the kwiz.

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – GEORGE M. COHAN

June 30, 2013

Loon: With the 4th of July looming, The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to provide us with one George M. Cohan for the 3 question interview. I don’t know why. Mr. Cohan, do you know anything about skiffs? Cohan’s ghost: Not a blessed thing, bucko. Loon: Too bad. I’m thinking of getting […]

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THE BEN TURPIN KWIZ ANSWER

June 28, 2013

The treatment of drugs injected directly into his head cured Ben of sleepwalking.

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THE BEN TURPIN KWIZ

June 27, 2013
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In this picture, Ben is: a. receiving instructions from the mother ship. b. undergoing an experimental lobotomy. c. having lots of different kinds of drugs injected directly into his head. d. trying to impress a girl. e. wondering why he went into show business.

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A LIST OF TITLES TO AVOID

June 26, 2013
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1. HANNIBAL LECTER’S COMPENDIUM OF VISCERA 2. BEAUTY TIPS FROM RUDYARD KIPLING 3. THE COMPLETE HENRY KISSINGER SONGBOOK 4. KICKED BY A MOON DINOSAUR: A MEMOIR OF YOUTH BY CALVIN COOLIDGE 5. WOOD SPLINTER REVIEW

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THE TENDER TRAP

June 25, 2013

This is the only warning you’ll get. Beautiful, eh? The former cat that made the final mistake of its existence by brushing a single whisker across one of those lovely petals might disagree.

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