Having attached a camera to the browridge of a tranquilized adolescent sasquatch, the loon is rewarded with shots such as this one of the young bigfoot smashing his way through a lovely garden.
Loon: So what can you tell me about the upcoming takeover? Triffid Strategist: Nothing. Loon: Ah, come on. How about a few hints at least? Triffid Strategist: No. Loon: I’ll give you a present if you just tell me one single little thing about it. Triffid Strategist: No. Loon: Pleeease. Triffid Strategist: No. Loon: Pretty […]
When he awoke he couldn’t help but notice that his head rested on the floor in a pool of blood not his own.
1. Work only at night. 2. After locating and approaching with 15 meters of prey, discard your accordion. 3. Become a gelatinous mass. 4. Ooze with all the stealth you can muster until you have your prey surrounded. 5. Envelop.
These aren’t really military daggers. I just thought, you know, military daggers. It sounds like really cool to say, “Military daggers.” Military daggers. Yeah. “Hey, Al, what you got there?” “Military daggers, my friend.”
rampart – a protective barrier ram part – shofar ram par t – sheep bachelor social gathering
In the main bout of the day, Henley ‘Brains’ McPherson (left in photo) held upper petal throughout until slipping on a pool of sap and reeling back, throat exposed. Thereupon, Hud ‘Take No Prisoners’ Metamucil (right in photo) dove in and struck the fatal blow. The crowd (rear in photo) surged forward and carried Metamucil […]
I gave my love a cherry without a stone (a Hostess cherry pie) I gave my love a chicken without a bone (20 piece McNuggets) I gave my love a story without an end (Actually, it was a knock knock joke, and I forgot the punchline) I gave my love a baby with no crying […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
