March 18, 2018
Loon: One William S. Hart has been delivered to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview. Mr. Hart, I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. Is this true? Hart’s ghost: It is an understandable misconception. In my long career as a thespian, I did undertake such […]
March 16, 2018
It was far too early in the day to see Winston Churchill topless.
March 15, 2018
Robert and Maureen are taken aback when they see: a. Charles Laughton peddling by on a unicycle. b. Winston Churchill topless. c. a water buffalo charging straight at them. d. Daphne du Maurier transforming into a wolfwoman.
March 14, 2018
Curiosity Mowbridge paled when she saw the pink slip protruding from her time card slot. Her legs were slabs of senseless meat. No wonder she could barely drag herself home. Entering her spartan chamber, she toppled to the floor. She surveyed the dust bunnies under her cot. ‘I will clean under there in the fullness […]
March 11, 2018
Loon: For todya’s 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us the ghost of Benedict Arnold, eminent traitor. Mr. Arnold, was corn a major part of your diet way back then? Arnold’s ghost: Yes, sir. Loon: Could you play the fife? Arnold’s ghost: Not to my knowledge. Loon: […]
March 10, 2018
martian landlords in covens gather while the lone remaining tenant starves martian landlords stack money in mounds while flaunting opulent golden scarves martian landlords smile
March 9, 2018
George came within an eyelash of being Hippity Hoppity Hayes.
March 8, 2018
In addition to ‘Gabby’, nicknames under consideration for George were: a. Hippity Hoppity Hayes b. Biggety Belcher Hayes c. Hot Diggety Hayes d. Heroin Harry Hayes e. Kitten Caboodle Hayes
March 7, 2018
From the kitchen window, Grime Pertwig watched his sisters hard at work in the yard. The chains anchoring him to the wall allowed for an adequate arc of movement. Grime moved in an adequate arc to resume perching on his stool. He had no choice but to await his fate. ‘Pack more lower. Make it […]
March 4, 2018
Today’s ghost guest for the 3 Question Interview wrote some books, I am told. His name is Sinclair Lewis. Mr. Lewis, are you a natural redhead or is that a dye job? Ghost of Lewis: Born red. Loon: Do you like lakes? Ghost of Lewis: From a distance. Loon: Have you ever fractured your elbow […]
