August 11, 2013
Loon: I am told by the Lords of the 4th Dimension that today’s guest for the 3 question interview, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, was a famous poet. Mr. Longfellow, how hard is it to think up rhymes? Longfellow’s ghost: Rhymes are not of prime importance. Loon: I see. What is then? Longfellow’s ghost: Rhythm is the […]
August 7, 2013
‘I’m innocent, I tell you, innocent. It was Charlie made me do it.’ ‘Zat right, Charlie?’ ‘Why you, I oughta…’ ‘Now, now, none of that. Spill, Charlie. It might go easier for you down the line.’ ‘All right, copper, here it is. I did it. Yeah, that’s right, guns, motorboat, elephant and all. It was […]
August 4, 2013
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have summoned former president Teddy Roosevelt for today’s 3 question interview. Mr. President, your wife Eleanor certainly helped you out a lot, didn’t she? Teddy Roosevelt’s ghost: Eleanor was my niece. Loon (aghast): You married your niece? Teddy Roosevelt’s ghost: Get a grip, fellow. You don’t look fit. […]
July 21, 2013
Loon: For our 3 question interview today, I welcome the ghost of some kind of mystic or something. I’m not all that clear. Any way, that’s quite a beard you’ve got there, sir. Does it itch? Rasputin’s ghost: Give me cake. Loon: Cake? I don’t have any cake. Would stale bread do? Rasputin’s ghost: CAKE! […]
July 14, 2013
Loon: We have a special treat today. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview the famous movie star, Bela Lugosi. Welcome, Mr. Lugosi. Is that a wine stain on your tuxedo? Ghost of Lugosi: I never drink … wine. Loon: Me neither. It makes me drunk. Do […]
June 30, 2013
Loon: With the 4th of July looming, The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to provide us with one George M. Cohan for the 3 question interview. I don’t know why. Mr. Cohan, do you know anything about skiffs? Cohan’s ghost: Not a blessed thing, bucko. Loon: Too bad. I’m thinking of getting […]
June 15, 2013
Loon: We’re bringing you this special Saturday edition of the 3 question interview because there’s something happening here tomorrow about a flower show or blooms or something. Anyway, our celebrity ghost is none other than Robert Louis Stevenson, author of Treasure Island. Welcome, Mr. Stevenson, and I want to begin by asking you if John […]
June 9, 2013
Loon: Today’s 3 question interview victim, ha ha ha so to speak, is the very famous portrayer of Sherlock Holmes, Mr. Basil Rathbone. Tell me, sir, just what is a rathbone? Basil Rathbone’s ghost: You jest, my dear fellow, but nonetheless, the question is one of interest. It has to do with a Mr. Charles […]
June 2, 2013
Loon: I have been informed by the Lords of the 4th Dimension that today’s celebrity ghost here to answer 3 questions is a famous poet, though I’ve never heard of her. Anyway, may I welcome you to my humble hearth and ask you how you came by your unusual name, Edna St. Louis Missouri? Edna’s […]
May 26, 2013
Loon: What luck! I happen to be an expert on the life of today’s celebrity ghost, Harry Houdini. Mr. Houdini, or should I say Erich Weiss, is here to undergo the 3 question interview. Mr. Houdini, do you now believe that there is an afterlife? Houdini’s ghost: Yes, and you needn’t call me Mr. Houdini. […]
