Loon: I’m excited to welcome the ghost of the one and only wolfman to the 3 question interview. First question. Sir, is it harder to brush your teeth when you change into a wolfman? Ghost of Lon Chaney Sr: A wolfman is one of the few creatures I haven’t been, friend. That was my son […]
The sasquatch and the triffid sat in the marsh not only to wile away the hours discussing and eating their favorite vertebrates, but indeed to touch base on certain aspects of the overall invasion plan. TRIFFID: I’m led to understand you’ll be in charge of the lake division. Pass me a rib. SASQUATCH: Here you […]
Loon: Any minute now I’m expecting the arrival of the ghost of a writer called George Eliot to undertake the 3 question interview. Ah, I see shimmering. (Ghost of George Eliot materializes.) Oh, there must be some mistake. I’m waiting for a George Eliot. Who is it that you were, ma’am? George Eliot’s ghost: George […]
Loon: For today’s 3 question interview I’m told we are honored to have a very famous painter here, Solomon Dolly. Question 1: Mr. Dolly, when painting a room, is it best to do the trim first, then the walls, or the reverse of whatever I just said? Salvador Dali’s ghost: Fish. Loon: Fish? Salvador Dali’s […]
Loon: I’d like to welcome today’s ghost to the 3 question interview. Welcome, ghost. First question – When you ran for president against FDR, what was your favorite meal? Wilkie Collins’ ghost: I never had the honor to run for the office of president of your nation. By no calculation whatsoever was I deemed an […]
Loon: I’m told this gentleman composed music. Mr. Strelinski, was it hard to clean between the piano keys when cracker crumbs got in there? Stravinsky’s ghost: Da, you bet. Even harder was the syrup. Loon: I can imagine. Also, is it true that all musicians like to ski? Stravinsky’s ghost: Da, that’s true. Even better […]
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought here today the one, the only, St. Patrick himself for this week’s interview. Saint, are leprechauns real? St. Patrick’s ghost: Sure they are. Loon: Have you ever found or eaten a four leaf clover? St. Patrick’s ghost: I and me companions preserve me! Yes, it’s true. […]
Loon: Oh, here’s an elegant looking little ballerina. What was you favorite flavor of ice cream, Ms. Miller? Marilyn Miller’s ghost: Screw you, pal. Loon: Oh, sorry. Did you like to dance? Marilyn Miller’s ghost: Screw you again, pal. Strike two. Loon: Oh, well then, what was Flo Ziegfeld really like? Marilyn Miller’s ghost: That’s […]
Loon: Welcome to this week’s 3 Question Interview With A Celebrity Ghost. I’ve been informed that the formidable looking presence hovering above the ottoman is one Gertrude Stein. Ms. Stein, can you tell us about any amusing incidents you might have had concerning automobiles? Gertrude Stein’s ghost: It all depends on what you mean by […]
Loon: For today’s 3 question celebrity ghost interview I have been supplied with the shade of Susan B. Anthony. First things being first, what, pray tell, does the B stand for, Ms. Anthony? Susan B Anthony’s ghost: Brownell. Loon: Right. Very good. So that’s established. Now, you seem to be olden, what with your clothes […]
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