November 3, 2013
Loon: Today on the 3 question interview we have the ghost of the founder of the city of Tarzana, Mr. Edgar Rice Burroughs. Mr. Burroughs, did the naming of the city have anything at all to do with the famous Tarzan, the Ape Man? Ghost of Burroughs: Naturally. Loon: 2nd question. Do you like avocados, […]
October 27, 2013
Loon: I am especially pleased to welcome the ghost of The Great Pumpkin to the 3 question interview. Pumpkin, no, Pump, may I call you Pump? Great Pumpkin’s ghost: Suit yourself, daddy-o. Loon: So, Pump, why, for instance, do you always disappoint Linus when he waits for you in the patch? Great Pumpkin’s ghost: Hey, […]
October 20, 2013
Loon: We have royalty among us for our 3 question interview today, a king of England. Your Solemn Royalness, how many powdered wigs did you own? George III’s ghost: I spy a sparrow on your brow. Loon: Huh? Oh, no, that’s just where I smeared my forehead with tar. So, did you guard your face […]
October 13, 2013
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me that this great big horse can answer questions yes or no by tapping once or twice with a hoof. Is this true? Secretariat’s ghost: I suppose so if you want to be simplistic about it. Here’s a better idea. Why don’t I just talk instead? Loon: […]
September 29, 2013
Loon: Today we greet Ingmar Bergman, a famous movie director known to one and to all, on the 3 Question Interview. Mr. Bergman, what was it like working with your sister Ingrid? Bergman’s ghost: You jest, and though I scowl, you may interpret it as merriment. Loon: Well then, let me try another. What was […]
September 22, 2013
Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we have the highest unprecedented honor to present to you for the second time, ladies and gentlemen, the ghost of a movie star of unbound certitude, Mister Harpo Marx. Welcome again, Harpo. Harpo’s ghost: (honks horn, grins maniacally) Loon: First question. Could you really play the violin, or […]
September 8, 2013
Loon: The subject for today’s 3 question interview needs no introduction. Introducing for your pleasure, Mr. Mark Twain, author of Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn and many other Leatherstocking tales. Mr Twain, was it hard to keep that white suit clean? Twain’s ghost (looming): This interview will be curtailed before it properly gets under way if […]
September 1, 2013
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us this olden days type Victorian looking sort of woman who I’m told wrote a very famous book about her uncle. Mrs. Stowe, do you like horses? Stowe’s ghost: Tee hee hee. I’ll pinch your cheek. (lunges forward) Loon (taken aback, takes himself […]
August 25, 2013
Loon: I am told today’s guest on the 3 question interview was a huge Broadway musical star and Ziegfeld girl in the 1920s or something. She’s so popular that we’re having her back for a second interview even though I don’t remember the first. Her name? Marilyn Miller. Like I said, I don’t remember what […]
August 18, 2013
Loon: A hearty welcome to the 3 question interview. Our celebrity ghost today is one Jack Dempsey, a professional boxer of note, so I am told. Mr. Dempsey, a ring is round. Why is a boxing ring square? Dempsey’s ghost: Hell, I dunno. Loon: Who invented gloves? Dempsey’s ghost: Kid, lemme give it to you […]
