BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – ISADORA DUNCAN

February 17, 2013

Loon: At least the Lords of the 4th Dimension gave me a little hint this week by whooshpering ‘dancer’ in my ear. So the first of my 3 questions to … Could you stop flitting about for a moment, Ms. Duncan? Isadora Duncan’s ghost: Wind … birds … waves … Loon: There. That’s … Could […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – JOHN TYLER

February 10, 2013
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Loon: Welcome to the 3 Question Interview. Imagine my surprise when I found out this guy was president of the United States some time or other. Looks pretty olden days-ish by his clothes. First question – Mr. President, did you ever eat tapioca? President Tyler’s ghost: Tapioca? Loon: Yes. It creeps me out, you know. […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – CHARLOTTE BRONTE

February 3, 2013

Loon: So, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to deliver another olden days ghost I’ve never even heard of. I’ll do my best to ask 3 good questions. I see by your outfit, Charlotte Bronte, that you aren’t a cowboy. Just a little joke. Seriously though, am I right in assuming that […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – LEWIS CARROLL

January 27, 2013

Loon: Today is Lewis Carroll’s birthday, and the Lords of the Fourth Dimension have brought his ghost over for the 3 question interview. This is quite a treat for me since I forced my parents to take me to see Cinderella 4 times in one week 60 years ago. How did you get your ideas, […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – W.C. FIELDS

January 20, 2013
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Loon: Today’s ghost is so famous he needs no introduction. I’ve heard you drank a lot of liquor. Is this true? W.C. Fields’ ghost: I was once forced to flee Bemidji, Minnesota in a canoe in order to escape a maddened herd of muskrats intent on my demise. It seems I had inadvertently insulted their […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MAHATMA GANDHI

January 13, 2013
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Loon: I can only do what I can do when they bring me people I’m not too sure I’ve ever heard of for the 3 question interview. The Lords of the 4th Dimension delivered the weekly scrap of paper, and written on it was ‘mahatma gandhi’. I had no clue. But now that the apparition […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARCEL DUCHAMP

January 6, 2013

Loon: They’ve brought me some artist named Marcel Duchamp. I’m not the greatest on art and things, but I’ll give it a go. 3 questions. Number one – Mister … or I suppose Herr, you being some sort of foreigner … Duchamp, in the olden days did you guys worship the sun? Marcel Duchamp’s ghost: […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MAE WEST

December 30, 2012
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Loon: Today for our 3 questions we welcome the writer I consider to be the finest playwright in American history. I’m honored, Ms. West. Mae West’s ghost: Mmmm, thanks, honey, but honor has nothin’ to do with it. Loon: What do you mean? Mae West’s ghost: I always mean what I say. Get me? Loon: […]

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BANAL INTERVIEW WITH CELEBRITY GHOST – DAVY CROCKETT

December 23, 2012

Loon: Today I confront the ghost of Davy Crockett with 3 questions. I’ve been told that you killed a bear when you were only three. With that in mind, did you ever kill a rabbit in order to be someone’s friend? Davy Crockett’s ghost: Plenty times. I done polecats and possums, too. Loon: Very interesting. […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – RICHARD NIXON

December 16, 2012

Loon: Today I welcome the ghost of Richard Nixon to the hall leading to the storage closet and banquet room. I have compiled 3 important questions to ask the former Whittier resident and United States President. First, Mr. President, as a youngster did you see the movie ‘She’? Nixon’s ghost: Certainly I saw the movie […]

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