Loon: They brought me some guy name of Timothy Leary. I have no idea who this guy was. So let’s see if I can find out in 3 questions. Mr. Leary, did you have something to do with the building of the Golden Gate Bridge, for instance? Timothy Leary’s ghost: Wow. Loon: Is that a […]
Loon: Welcome to the 3 Question Interview With a Celebrity Ghost, the show that interviews a celebrity ghost by asking 3 questions. Today’s guest is Harpo Marx. Harpo, were you the oldest, the youngest, or some other rank among the 5, 8, or 10 brothers? The ghost of Harpo Marx: ………. (nods eagerly) Loon: Well, […]
Loon: Today I’ve got … Hey! Come back here! I haven’t asked you your 3 questions yet … As I was saying, today’s ghost is H. Rider … Hey! Come on! Get over here! 3 questions! 3 lousy questions! … Okay, first, did you write your stories in pen, pencil, or bl … Hey! Come […]
Loon: Today I’m pleased to welcome a very famous writer ghost. It’s none other than the old follow the broken twig and footprints under a stream backwoodsman, James Fenimore Cooper. Welcome, Mr. Cooper. I have 3 questions for you. Are you willing to answer them? Cooper’s ghost: Nothing would gratify me more, excepting perhaps the […]
Loon: I pleaded with the lords of the 6th dimension not to send me any sports people. I don’t know or care anything about sports. So of course they send me this person I’m informed was a baseball player. Great. Oh, well. At least I only have to ask three questions. So your name’s Ty […]
Loon: I danced a jig of joy when they told me today’s celebrity ghost answering 3 questions would be Richard Burton. I mean, Elizabeth Taylor, right? I must say it’s a bit tough recognizing the wispy flutter in front of me as Richard Burton, but you are Richard Burton’s ghost, aren’t you? Richard Burton’s ghost: […]
Loon: Here I am again to ask a celebrity ghost 3 questions. This time my masters from the 6th dimension have hauled before me one Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, and I must say he looks a bit under the weather. Hardly surprising, I suppose, weighing the fact of his long ago demise and all. Be […]
Loon: Today I’m really excited to have none other than William Shakespeare aboard as celebrity ghost to answer 3 questions of my own choosing. Bill, and I may call you Bill, right? Shakespeare’s ghost: Whatever. No skin off my nose or, as a matter of fact, any other body part, if you get my drift. […]
Loon: I’m thrilled to have Boris Karloff’s ghost here today for the 3 question interview. Boris, tell me, did you know Bela Lugosi’s phone number? Boris Karloff’s ghost: There are things no man should tamper with, my dear fellow. Loon: And Bela Lugosi’s phone number is one of them? Boris Karloff’s ghost: Bela’s phone number […]
Loon: Now we’re talking. Freaks in the circus and stuff. Mr. P. T. Barnum is in the house. Now I know the P stands for Philip, but what does the T stand for? P. T. Barnum’s ghost: The P does not stand for Philip. Loon: It doesn’t? P. T. Barnum’s ghost: No sir, it most […]
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