Welcome to the Valuable Encampment of Delights
1. where your every wish will be considered and discarded.
2. where the winner of room roulette will get the room with the window.
3. where our internationally fugitive chefs prepare oats in 10 different ways.
4. where nighttime hi jinx blossom with barbed wire and fiends.
5. where one lucky camper will survive.
It’s not widely known that the creature often filled in for indisposed symphony orchestra conductors.
At the moment depicted, the creature is:
a. conducting the Metropolitan Opera Orchestra in a production of Gounod’s Faust.
b. trying to get the assembled mass of creatures to simmer down enough to allow him to introduce the evening’s speaker.
c. surrendering.
d. miming the answer to the question ‘What letter comes between W and Y?’
The rookie leafs, shiny smooth and green, bask exuberant in the moment.
The Tar King, determined to exact revenge on the Simpering Fluff, oozed from the byre, ignoring the frantic cow’s plea to return and the Fluff’s mocking laughter.
‘Never in all my born days have I been so insulted,’ muttered the Tar King. He slugged up the wall, sliming his way onto the roof. There he brooded for a week and then another week more than that. He waited, knowing and believing and hoping one day the Simpering Fluff would float outside.
And, oh happiness, the day arrived. Out of the byre floated the Simpering Fluff, simpering and fluffing for all she was worth and two loads extra. Blorp! Gunked from above by vengeful tar! The Simpering Fluff simpered no more.
Interviewed this pair of triffid sentinels posted to guard the entrance to the underground convention being held here by the lake. They opine that the mission to overthrow humanity will be delayed as long as humanity goes about destroying itself.
on the first of june
i croon
a tune
by the light of the moon
in my giant spittoon
Yes, each every one of the answers is correct.
In this photo, Sterling is about to:
a. chastise a member of the news media.
b. reveal for the first time his somewhat darker side.
c. do something he’ll later regret.
d. blow his Mr. Nice Guy image forever.
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