RAINY DAY
December 18, 2012
DECEMBER 17
December 17, 2012
Dear Ms. Rose,
Does you knows
it amn’t summer?
Is you Dumb or Dumber?
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – RICHARD NIXON
December 16, 2012
Loon: Today I welcome the ghost of Richard Nixon to the hall leading to the storage closet and banquet room. I have compiled 3 important questions to ask the former Whittier resident and United States President. First, Mr. President, as a youngster did you see the movie ‘She’?
Nixon’s ghost: Certainly I saw the movie ‘She’, and even though it was teeming with Commies, you’ll be surprised to learn that I enjoyed it very much. I once ate a salad with Nigel Bruce.
Loon: Really?
Nixon’s ghost: Yes.
Loon: What kind of a salad was it?
Nixon’s ghost: A California salad, of course, with plenty of tomatoes, oranges, and black olives.
Loon: Thank you for your time, Mr. President.
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A SENTENCE BY IAN SERRAILLIER
December 15, 2012
It all seems so stupid and senseless.
A sentence good for all times and all places from The Silver Sword (Escape From Warsaw in the USA)
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JIMMY DURANTE KWIZ ANSWER
December 14, 2012
If you ever wanted to know more than you wanted to know about Queen Elizabeth I’s bevy of seamstresses, you only had to ask Jimmy and then sit back and listen for an hour or so.
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THE JIMMY DURANTE KWIZ
December 13, 2012
THE STAINED ALBATROSS
December 12, 2012
dimly folds the random night
darkly on its hinges
nevermore will things be right
unless the mermaid cringes
oh, my friend the albatross
hiding in the grotto
fangs my soul and urges me
to drink until i’m blotto
dimly folds the random night
darkly on its hinges
nevermore will things be right
nevermore will things be right
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STATEMENT
December 11, 2012
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. IT, IT, IT, IT, IT.
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – TIMOTHY LEARY
December 9, 2012
Loon: They brought me some guy name of Timothy Leary. I have no idea who this guy was. So let’s see if I can find out in 3 questions. Mr. Leary, did you have something to do with the building of the Golden Gate Bridge, for instance?
Timothy Leary’s ghost: Wow.
Loon: Is that a yes or a no?
Timothy Leary’s ghost: It’s a harmonic wow.
Loon: And a harmonic wow is?
Timothy Leary’s ghost: The greatest.
Loon: Oh, I see. You can go away now.
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