GREETING THE VERNAL EQUINOX
March 20, 2018
PREPARING TO GREET THE VERNAL EQUINOX
March 19, 2018
BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WILLIAM S. HART
March 18, 2018
Loon: One William S. Hart has been delivered to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview. Mr. Hart, I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. Is this true?
Hart’s ghost: It is an understandable misconception. In my long career as a thespian, I did undertake such a role in motion pictures, for which I was gratified to garner much acclaim.
Loon: If you could have been anything in life, what in life would you have wanted to be?
Hart’s ghost: Ballroom dancing always appealed to me. I must say that I cut quite a dashing figure in a tuxedo.
Loon: When writing notes, did you prefer using a pen or a pencil?
Hart’s ghost: Yes.
Loon: Thank you.
Hart’s ghost: Not at all. Thank you.
(Hart and Loon retreat in opposite directions with dignity.)
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THE ROBERT NEWTON/MAUREEN O’HARA KWIZ ANSWER
March 16, 2018
It was far too early in the day to see Winston Churchill topless.
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THE ROBERT NEWTON/MAUREEN O’HARA KWIZ
March 15, 2018
Robert and Maureen are taken aback when they see:
a. Charles Laughton peddling by on a unicycle.
b. Winston Churchill topless.
c. a water buffalo charging straight at them.
d. Daphne du Maurier transforming into a wolfwoman.
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IDLE CURIOSITY
March 14, 2018
Curiosity Mowbridge paled when she saw the pink slip protruding from her time card slot. Her legs were slabs of senseless meat. No wonder she could barely drag herself home. Entering her spartan chamber, she toppled to the floor. She surveyed the dust bunnies under her cot.
‘I will clean under there in the fullness of time,’ she commented to the wainscotting.
But she didn’t. Clean under there. In the fullness of time. At all.
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BENEDICT ARNOLD
March 11, 2018
Loon: For todya’s 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us the ghost of Benedict Arnold, eminent traitor. Mr. Arnold, was corn a major part of your diet way back then?
Arnold’s ghost: Yes, sir.
Loon: Could you play the fife?
Arnold’s ghost: Not to my knowledge.
Loon: Did you ever find a really neat hiding place?
Arnold’s ghost: As it turned out, no.
Loon: Thank you for your insights.
(Loon leaves. Arnold steals ornamental platter and hurries away.)
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