When told he looked an awful lot like Roy Rogers, Leonard said: a. ‘There’s a pretty good reason for that.’ b. ‘My horse, Pansy, looks a lot like Trigger, too, don’t you think?’ c. ‘Go ahead and ask my Dale Evans look-alike wife, Hortense Blugg, what she thinks.’ d. ‘That may be, but look at […]
Loon: We have royalty among us for our 3 question interview today, a king of England. Your Solemn Royalness, how many powdered wigs did you own? George III’s ghost: I spy a sparrow on your brow. Loon: Huh? Oh, no, that’s just where I smeared my forehead with tar. So, did you guard your face […]
Silent film star Mae Murray: a. was not being funny on purpose. b. used her Cupid bow pout so much that her lip muscles grew strong enough to tear the caps off of beer bottles. c. once lost a footrace to Mary Pickford. d. had a smaller mansion built inside her larger mansion. e. anticipated […]
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension tell me that this great big horse can answer questions yes or no by tapping once or twice with a hoof. Is this true? Secretariat’s ghost: I suppose so if you want to be simplistic about it. Here’s a better idea. Why don’t I just talk instead? Loon: […]
Joe, whenever threatened, would: a. quickly write a cadenza. b. use the particular silent stare illustrated above. c. disarm his foe with barnyard animal impressions. d. backflip away to a safe distance. e. vacation in Toronto.
Loon: The 3 Question Interview today is with this old time author dressed in woodsman’s togs, Mr. James Fenimore Cooper. Mr. Cooper, I am told you wrote exciting books. Is this true? Cooper’s ghost: ‘Pears as how that just might be so. Loon: Are you speaking as yourself now or as your famous character, whatever […]
Conrad Veidt’s eyes are glazed like that because: a. he’s been awake for 16 days staring at an orange. b. the wig of enchantment automatically induces a waking coma of happiness. c. they aren’t his eyes. They’re fake eyes painted on his closed eyelids. d. his cat, though dead seven years, still recognizes him.
When Blossom Seeley and Benny Fields were vaudeville headliners, they spent whatever spare time they had: a. in the lab fruitlessly trying to develop a ray gun. b. reading Kafka to their chihuahua, Roderick. c. bowling with their pals, George Burns and Gracie Allen. d. speaking easy, if you know what I mean.
1. Atomic sandwich bags 2. Do-it-yourself lobotomy kits 3. Braided worm bracelets
Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we have the highest unprecedented honor to present to you for the second time, ladies and gentlemen, the ghost of a movie star of unbound certitude, Mister Harpo Marx. Welcome again, Harpo. Harpo’s ghost: (honks horn, grins maniacally) Loon: First question. Could you really play the violin, or […]
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