This is a rare life size photo of the leprechaun Gypsy Boots’ head. His most famous prank: a. was that time he hid in Hugh Hefner’s sock drawer and yelled ‘Bugga bugga!’ when Hugh opened the drawer. b. involved sugar, gasoline, miniature marshmallows, a few matches, and Ken Kesey’s bus. c. had the authorities in […]
Loon: Today for the 3 Question Interview, I’d like to welcome the ghost of Dale Carnegie, a celebrity I have never heard of. Mr. Carnegie, why are you famous? Carnegie’s ghost: That’s for me to know and you to find out. By the way, just curious, did you salvage the clothes you’re wearing from a […]
The Thanksgiving Christmas Tree Girl: a. is a creative way to punish a child. b. is seen floating over Denmark every year in late November. c. presides over the blessing of the cauldrons. d. is contemplating sweet, sweet revenge. e. captures the souls of all who gaze into her eyes.
Thanks for: 1. not smoking. 2. the old slipping on a banana peel joke. 3. flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la. 4. microwavable darts. 5. imaginary clowns with beaks. 6. sock knitting reindeer. 7. that guy down the street who doesn’t bother anybody. 8. sirens, mythic and fire engine. 9. the old walrus […]
All people in the world should remain secluded in individual huts and emerge rarely, and then only to sing. – Loon Whose Railroad Tracks Don’t Come Anywhere Near Reaching The End Of The Line
Loon: Today we have some kind of raggedy fellow with a beard for our 3 question interview. The Lords of the 4th dimension forgot to tell me about today’s ghostly guest. So I’ll just have to wing it blind, so to speak. Tell me, celebrity, would the average, oh I don’t know, let’s just say, […]
The Grim Reaper: a. has an excellent dentist. b. refuses to play chess with Swedes. c. is not such a bad guy once you get to know him. d. gave a commendable performance in a Perth revival of Phantom of the Opera.
The magic fish removed it spectacles, placed them on the bedside table, doused the glow lamp, and settled back with a sigh to sleep. Sleep, however, refused to visit. The constant drip, drip, drip of air bubbles blurping up from the faucet in the bathroom tap, tap, tapped on the magic fish’s brain. Drat, thought […]
Loon: The lords of the 4th dimension inform me that for today’s 3 question interview they’ve sent us William Shakespeare’s landlord, Jack Spot. Mr. Spot, can you tell us anything interesting about Shakespeare? Jack Spot’s ghost: No. Loon: What did you serve your tenants for supper? Jack Spot’s ghost: I were landlord, not innkeeper, you […]
1st – She was born the son of unsuccessful tugboat captains on a small farm in Idaho. 2nd – She grew all alone on her own with the help of several bar tending clowns to nominal size perpendicular to a river. 3rd – Her middle years were spent as a migratory baggage handler based out […]
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