The Trembler despaired. Shivering in its rags, it peered over the sill to the rubble filled street far below. It heaved a shuddering sigh and retreated to the broken table in the otherwise empty foul stained room. The ceiling stain resembled a torn apart rat. A wobbling claw the Trembler stretched forth in an attempt […]
Loon: Today for the 3 question interview, I… (Ghosts of Hatfields and McCoys crash through ceiling, punching, biting, kicking.) Loon (shouting): Wait a min… (Loon goes down after taking a left to the jaw from a particularly burly Hatfield maiden.) Loon (raises head, groggy): What’s the big idea? This is no… (Loon jackknifes in agony […]
Hef almost bought the farm when Gypsy leaped out of his sock drawer.
This is a rare life size photo of the leprechaun Gypsy Boots’ head. His most famous prank: a. was that time he hid in Hugh Hefner’s sock drawer and yelled ‘Bugga bugga!’ when Hugh opened the drawer. b. involved sugar, gasoline, miniature marshmallows, a few matches, and Ken Kesey’s bus. c. had the authorities in […]
Fair warning – She’s a soul snatcher.
The Thanksgiving Christmas Tree Girl: a. is a creative way to punish a child. b. is seen floating over Denmark every year in late November. c. presides over the blessing of the cauldrons. d. is contemplating sweet, sweet revenge. e. captures the souls of all who gaze into her eyes.
Thanks for: 1. not smoking. 2. the old slipping on a banana peel joke. 3. flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la. 4. microwavable darts. 5. imaginary clowns with beaks. 6. sock knitting reindeer. 7. that guy down the street who doesn’t bother anybody. 8. sirens, mythic and fire engine. 9. the old walrus […]
All people in the world should remain secluded in individual huts and emerge rarely, and then only to sing. – Loon Whose Railroad Tracks Don’t Come Anywhere Near Reaching The End Of The Line
Loon: Today we have some kind of raggedy fellow with a beard for our 3 question interview. The Lords of the 4th dimension forgot to tell me about today’s ghostly guest. So I’ll just have to wing it blind, so to speak. Tell me, celebrity, would the average, oh I don’t know, let’s just say, […]
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5 of 5 stars to The Great Train Robbery by Michael Crichton goodreads.com/review/show/55…
