THE GRIM REAPER KWIZ ANSWER
November 22, 2013
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THE GRIM REAPER KWIZ
November 21, 2013
The Grim Reaper: a. has an excellent dentist. b. refuses to play chess with Swedes. c. is not such a bad guy once you get to know him. d. gave a commendable performance in a Perth revival of Phantom of the Opera.
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THE MAGIC FISH
November 20, 2013
The magic fish removed it spectacles, placed them on the bedside table, doused the glow lamp, and settled back with a sigh to sleep. Sleep, however, refused to visit. The constant drip, drip, drip of air bubbles blurping up from the faucet in the bathroom tap, tap, tapped on the magic fish’s brain. Drat, thought […]
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LEAVING, BUT NOT ON A JET PLANE
November 19, 2013
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – QUEEN VICTORIA
November 17, 2013
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have sent to us for today’s 3 question interview the royal personage of a very queen needing no introduction. So without further ado, I introduce Queen Victoria. Tell us, your Royal Imperium, what did it feel like when you found out you were Queen? Victoria’s ghost: We were […]
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THE MOUNTAIN GIRL KWIZ ANSWER
November 15, 2013
The human pyramid collapsing shocked Constance. The mooning of Mr. Griffith was old hat to the girl, as was her Ma wading through crowds, fists flying.
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THE MOUNTAIN GIRL KWIZ
November 14, 2013
17 year old Constance Talmadge as Mountain Girl in D. W. Griffith’s Intolerance is reacting to: a. a pair of extras mooning Mr. Griffith. b. her Ma bashing her way through a sea of extras to bring Constance lunch. c. a phalanx of extras falling from their ill-advised attempt at a human pyramid. d. Katniss […]
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THE MELLOW DOG
November 12, 2013
The mellow dog barks ‘smooth’ instead of ‘ruff’. – The Mentally Disturbed Philosopher With Cardboard Lapels On Her Tunic
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – SHAKESPEARE’S LANDLORD
November 10, 2013
Loon: The lords of the 4th dimension inform me that for today’s 3 question interview they’ve sent us William Shakespeare’s landlord, Jack Spot. Mr. Spot, can you tell us anything interesting about Shakespeare? Jack Spot’s ghost: No. Loon: What did you serve your tenants for supper? Jack Spot’s ghost: I were landlord, not innkeeper, you […]
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THE TINY TIM KWIZ ANSWER
November 8, 2013
Ed and Johnny were rehearsing a skit. There was a mattress outside the window for Johnny to land on. The fact that Ed’s enthusiastic hurl caused Johnny to miss the mattress by a good 5 feet is beside the point.
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