To begin, fell several trees and bustle about turning them into logs. Build a wagon, load it with the logs, and haul them to the beach. Next, get yourself some rope, a whole lot of rope. Bind your logs together into an attractive patterned house frame. Following this activity, set yourself aside and partake of […]
Loon: Today as the old year totters to its conclusion, the 3 question interview welcomes the ghost of yet another former President of the United States, William McKinley Taft. Mr. President, how many pairs of shoes did you own? Taft’s ghost: Are you going to eat that cruller? Loon: No, I’m done. Take it, by […]
She never should have given Goofy that first fateful tic tac.
Minnie was: a. incredibly tiny. b. laundress at a dude ranch near Solvang for one memorable summer. c. unfailingly polite and generous to her staff of servants. d. in and out of prison in her later years. e. largely to blame for Goofy’s addiction to tic tacs.
Despite its rotten horribleness, the monster was a brilliant chef and always prepared unforgettable lunches for his minions.
Silent film actress Dorothy Bernard in her role as monster’s minion is reacting to the monster: a. galloping around the doom pit chasing a succulent maiden while roaring rage from its many beaks. b. opening her gift, which she knows to be an exploding monkey. c. revealing the treasure. d. setting before her a really […]
Loon: Today’s guest for the 3 question interview is none other than the ghost of Oliver Hardy, one half of the famous team of Hardy and Laurel. Mr. Hardy, if it wouldn’t be too much trouble, could you tell us what it was like to work with Mr. Laurel? Ollie’s ghost: Certainly. (uncomfortable pause) Loon: […]
He never got over being stripped of that Miss Congeniality title.
The Blue Meanie Leader was mean because: a. his boots were too tight. b. his Miss Congeniality sash was torn from his gown when it was discovered that he was Mr. Congeniality. c. he thought his song ‘I Want To Hold Your Gland’ was way better than the Beatles’ ‘I Want To Hold Your Hand’. […]
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