September 21, 2014
Loon: Today the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to deliver to us for the 3 question interview the ghost of Sir William Gilbert. I am led to believe Sir William was active in Victorian England. Sir William, did you have anything to do with investigating the Jack the Ripper murders? Ghost of […]
August 10, 2014
Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for today’s 3 question interview a famous giant robot from outer space. Welcome, giant robot. What do you eat? Gort ghost: First of all, thanks for the welcome. Second of all, I eat all sorts of things, such as bread and wine. Sometimes licorice […]
June 29, 2014
Loon: This week the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought the ghost of Herman Melville to undergo our 3 question interview. Mr. Melville, could you tell us what it’s like to ride a whale? Melville’s ghost: I’d rather not. Loon: No? Okay. Then would you mind telling us how to make perfume out of […]
June 8, 2014
Loon: For the 3 question interview today, I’m humbled to be honored to be presented with the opportunity to offer questions to the most famous Queen of England I know of, Elizabeth the First. Welcome, your regal serenity. May I call you Betty? Ghost of Elizabeth I: No, you may not. Loon: Very well then, […]
April 13, 2014
Loon: Today for the 3 question interview we have a distinguished looking bearded gentleman, a Mister Charles Darwin, I am informed. Tell me, Mr. Darwin, are those boots comfortable? Darwin’s ghost: To be forthright, they are slightly snug. Loon: Following up on that, have you ever spilled honey onto your beard? Darwin’s ghost: You are […]
April 6, 2014
Loon: I am joined this morning for the 3 question interview by the ghost of J.P. Morgan, a prominent financier, whatever that may be. Mr. Morgan, why are you wearing spats? Morgan’s ghost: I want your coat. Give it to me. Loon: I’m not wearing a coat. What coat do you mean? Morgan’s ghost: In […]
March 9, 2014
Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost for the 3 question interview is the famous silent motion picture star, Douglas Fairbanks. Welcome, Mr. Fairbanks, and how many arms and legs did you break, including your own, acting in movies? Ghost of Fairbanks: I can do 104 pushups. Loon: Very good. Really. That’s marvelous. By the way, were you […]
March 2, 2014
Loon: Celebrity spirit interviewee for 3 questions today is the famous symphony orchestra conductor, Arturo Stravinsky. Tell me, maestro, are kettle drums really made out of kettles? Stravinsky’s ghost: Ah, the music, the music, the music. Loon: Yes, the music. Following up, and I must admit to having some inside information about this, were you […]
February 23, 2014
Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost for the 3 question interview, one Mr. Samuel Becker, was a writer of some note, I am told. Looks a little like the homeless guy living under my shed. Welcome, Mr. Becker. Tell me, did you ever have a run in with a sheriff? Beckett’s ghost: The lawn, the lawn, the […]
February 2, 2014
Loon: Today I am proud and privileged to welcome to the 3 Question Interview the ghost of Mr. Peter Lorre. Welcome, Mr. Lorre. Did you spend much time bowling when you were alive? Lorre’s ghost: Why are you saying that? I can’t stand it! You’re driving me mad! Loon: All right. Let me approach from […]
