September 30, 2012
Loon: Today I’m pleased to announce they’ve brought me for the 3 Question Interview a writer named Burt Monokat … Huh? … Oh, it’s what? … Kurt Vonnegut? Okay, whatever. Anyway, Mr. Vonnegut, here’s my first question for you. Boxers or briefs? Vonnegut’s Ghost: Depends. Loon: Diapers? You wore diapers? Vonnegut’s Ghost: No, no. Whether […]
September 24, 2012
Loon: Finally! They brought me somebody worth my time for this week’s 3 question interview. It’s none other than Walt Disney, and boy, do I have some things I’ve wanted cleared up about the whole Disney thing. Welcome, Walt, and getting right down to business, is it true you had a guy calling himself Ub […]
September 16, 2012
Loon: They brought me another Frenchman for this week’s 3 question interview. What’s up with that? Anyway, here goes. So, Mister … Charles of France, is it? Ha, I kid. But, so, anyway, I’ve heard you were some sort of general or something. Did you ever actually use a typewriter yourself? De Gaulle’s Ghost: No. […]
September 9, 2012
Loon: Today’s celebrity ghost is some guy named Cezanne. I’ve got my three questions prepared. Are you ready, Cezanne? Cezanne: Oui. Loon: Now for the second question. Did you follow baseball at all over there in France? I know it was way early in baseball time, but did you? Cezanne: No. Loon: Finally, they tell […]
September 2, 2012
Loon: I have happily been selected by the powers that be to direct 3 questions to the shades of several celebrated persons. First I am delighted to welcome that former man about town and all around cool guy, Albert Einstein. Al, first let me ask you, what is your favorite color? Albert Einstein’s Ghost: Green […]
June 20, 2012
Loon: So what can you tell me about the upcoming takeover? Triffid Strategist: Nothing. Loon: Ah, come on. How about a few hints at least? Triffid Strategist: No. Loon: I’ll give you a present if you just tell me one single little thing about it. Triffid Strategist: No. Loon: Pleeease. Triffid Strategist: No. Loon: Pretty […]
May 1, 2012
The loon was most fortunate to meet this ent, a triffid ally here to participate in the upcoming triffid invasion and takeover of the earth. The loon, being the loon, more or less botched the interview. LOON: Wow, you sure are tall. How tall are you? ENT: 232 feet as the crow flies. LOON: Do […]
March 23, 2012
Scene – Curtain up reveals ready room of Admiral’s flagship. The Admiral, a grim visaged chipmunk, is seated. Facing him, standing stiff at attention is as fine a chipmunk as ever sailed the seven seas. Admiral: At ease, Captain. Report. Captain: Yes, sir. She’s almost ready. Admiral: Almost isn’t good enough, Captain. You must have […]
September 19, 2011
Bee One: Is this pollen great or what? Bee Two: You weren’t lying, Hannah. This stuff is the bomb. Bee One: I can’t wait to tell the Queen. Bee Two: Why don’t we keep it to ourselves for a while? Bee One: Not tell the Queen? Bee Two: Why should we? She never shares royal […]
July 13, 2011
The action takes place in a coal mine. The harpist enters from the left, the pregnant lion tamer from the right. Harpist (strumming): Do you recall Deborah Carmody, my comely vixen? Pregnant Lion Tamer (leering grotesquely): Why yes, I believe I do. Wasn’t she the swimming teacher who invested all her savings into straw? Harpist […]
