Although Douglas played the villain in westerns more than 10,000 times, in private life:
a. he nurtured puppies.
b. he liked nothing better than to bake a pie.
c. he gave away all of his avocado ranches to random children.
d. he spent much of his free time handing out pens to the homeless.
e. he was a bland clergyman.
A mandarin gets stuck on a coal barge.
You phone the police.
A headless egret flies by.
You duck into Spencer’s Gym and go a few rounds with Mushy Callaghan.
A wild tangle of vines writhes down the middle of the street.
You stagger home, all the while dodging chunks of falling concrete.
Corn grows rapidly on top of a tiptoeing school bus.
You toss your hat onto the sofa and kiss your wife substitute on several of her eyes.
Another day in paradise.
The pleasant cloud drifted about in search of a parade to rain on. Foiled, it began to churn in a vigorous dance of rage. Just then, a raven wearing a top hat flew by. The cloud, snarling, launched a bolt of lightning ravenward. A high fiendish laugh of glee accompanied the deceased raven and singed top hat in the subsequent plunge to earth. Turns out the cloud wasn’t so very pleasant after all.
The panel was made up of three Examiners, just as the regulations had promised.
From the cerebral futuristic scifi deal, GENESIS.
Yes, every morning before reporting to the set Flora and Errol would square off to arm wrestle. Often Erroll was ‘under the weather’ from his previous night’s antics. Therefore, it should come as no surprise that Flora consistently won, buffed as she was from her female lumberjack days in the wilds of Devon.
Every morning before driving to the set to be ushered into her Queen get-up, Flora:
a. fried up a mess o’ sausages to be used in her hair-do.
b. stopped off and bought a bunch of Tootsie Rolls to be used in her hair-do.
c. shaved her eyebrows, which grew super fast.
d. arm wrestled Errol Flynn to see who would pay for the coffee.
Having attached a camera to the browridge of a tranquilized adolescent sasquatch, the loon is rewarded with shots such as this one of the young bigfoot smashing his way through a lovely garden.
Lemuel McCoy
Sassafras McCoy
Harlan McCoy
bag of potato chips
Arlo Hatfield
Zebediah Hatfield
Coney Hatfield
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