Brigitte Helm, when in character as the best evil robot ever in the silent movie Metropolis, thought about: a. sweet, sweet revenge. b. what she would do to a chocolate cake if she had the billion marks to buy one. c. entering a nunnery and what she would do to the sisters therein. d. bare […]
Loon: Today we welcome for the 3 question interview a lady who was the mother of a famous musician, a whistler, I am told. First question. When did you first notice that your son was a whistler? Whistler’s mother’s ghost: Why, from the day he was born, of course. Loon: That soon. Wow. Was he […]
This unicorn had a part in the film of A Midsummer Night’s Dream until it was expelled from the premises for: a. goosing the director with its you know what. b. scratching obscenities on tree trunks with its you know what. c. ruining a shot of Titania and Bottom by walking through the scene with […]
A really cool dentist would be: Dr. Ethelred Killjoy, alias ‘The Badger’ A really cool garbage collector would be: Sir Basil Slop A really cool geology professor would be: Professor Meinherr Klaus Dirk A really cool name W.C. Fields said would be: Snead Hearn A really cool thing for me to do right now would […]
Loon: I hardly know what to do with today’s subject for the 3 Question Interview. A hairy beast some 10 feet tall is right now staring at me and muttering I don’t know what, but frankly it doesn’t seem to be all that friendly. Yeti, is your hair white because you’re old, or were you […]
To begin, fell several trees and bustle about turning them into logs. Build a wagon, load it with the logs, and haul them to the beach. Next, get yourself some rope, a whole lot of rope. Bind your logs together into an attractive patterned house frame. Following this activity, set yourself aside and partake of […]
Minnie was: a. incredibly tiny. b. laundress at a dude ranch near Solvang for one memorable summer. c. unfailingly polite and generous to her staff of servants. d. in and out of prison in her later years. e. largely to blame for Goofy’s addiction to tic tacs.
Loon: Today’s guest for the 3 question interview is none other than the ghost of Oliver Hardy, one half of the famous team of Hardy and Laurel. Mr. Hardy, if it wouldn’t be too much trouble, could you tell us what it was like to work with Mr. Laurel? Ollie’s ghost: Certainly. (uncomfortable pause) Loon: […]
The Blue Meanie Leader was mean because: a. his boots were too tight. b. his Miss Congeniality sash was torn from his gown when it was discovered that he was Mr. Congeniality. c. he thought his song ‘I Want To Hold Your Gland’ was way better than the Beatles’ ‘I Want To Hold Your Hand’. […]
Loon: Today for the 3 question interview, I… (Ghosts of Hatfields and McCoys crash through ceiling, punching, biting, kicking.) Loon (shouting): Wait a min… (Loon goes down after taking a left to the jaw from a particularly burly Hatfield maiden.) Loon (raises head, groggy): What’s the big idea? This is no… (Loon jackknifes in agony […]
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