BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WILLIAM S. HART

March 18, 2018

Loon: One William S. Hart has been delivered to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview. Mr. Hart, I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. Is this true? Hart’s ghost: It is an understandable misconception. In my long career as a thespian, I did undertake such […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – BENEDICT ARNOLD

March 11, 2018

Loon: For todya’s 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us the ghost of Benedict Arnold, eminent traitor. Mr. Arnold, was corn a major part of your diet way back then? Arnold’s ghost: Yes, sir. Loon: Could you play the fife? Arnold’s ghost: Not to my knowledge. Loon: […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THEODORE GEISEL

February 25, 2018

Loon: A person I have never heard of is our celebrity ghost today for the 3 Question Interview. He is a man with the severely odd name of Theodore Geisel. Mr. Geisel, why have I never heard of you? Ghost of Geisel: You might know me by my pen name, Dr. Seuss. Loon: Oh, a […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – MARCEL MARCEAU

February 11, 2018

Loon: Welcome to today’s 3 Question Interview With a Celebrity Ghost. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us a French mime, one Marcel Marceau. Welcome, mein gnadiges frau Marceau. May I call you Marcel? Marceau’s ghost: ….. Loon: Are you deaf? Marceau’s ghost: ….. Loon: Ah, you no speaka da English. Am […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – DEBORAH KERR

January 28, 2018

Loon: Today for the 3 Question Interview we welcome from the great unknown one Deborah Kerr, who I am informed was a motion picture celebrity of some note. First, welcome and may I call you Deb? Deborah Kerr’s ghost: I prefer Debo, Red, Ginger, or Sam. Loon: Ginger because of your coloring or because of […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – LORNA DOONE

January 14, 2018

Loon: It’s not often that the Lords of the 4th Dimension honor us with the ghost of a fictional character. So today I am proud to welcome to the 3 Question Interview Lorna Doone, who I am assured is a fictional character. Madame Doone, what do you look for in a cookie? Lorna Doone’s ghost: […]

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December 11, 2017
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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – THE BROTHERS GRIMM

December 10, 2017

Loon: What an unprecedented glory we have today in that the Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us for the 3 Question Interview two celebrity ghosts, the Brothers Grimm! Brothers, do you have a favorite word? Ghosts of Grimms (in harmony): Ausgezeichnet! Loon: Ausge…what? Ghosts of Grimms (in harmony): Zeichnet! Loon: Oh. One […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARST’S CHAUFFEUR

December 3, 2017

Loon: To bring us into the holiday season the Lords of the 4th Dimension have delivered unto us the ghost of William Randolph Heart’s chauffeur to under go the 3 Question Interview. May I ask you first, William Randolph Hearst’s chauffeur, something about William Randolph Hearst’s cars, automobiles, and adjacent devices? The ghost of William […]

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BANAL INTERVIEWS WITH CELEBRITY GHOSTS – HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW

October 15, 2017

Loon: Today’s ghost for the 3 Question Interview, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, wrote poems. Mr. Longfellow, did you write rhyme poems or those other weird ones? Longfellow’s ghost: In the beating heart of my earthly time I wrote verses with rhythm and rhyme. Loon: Good. Those other kinds are stupid.If you could be a favorite food, […]

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