Anvil in a Lace Bootie

Loon: This morning for the 3 Question Interview we are entertaining the ghost of one Mister Barney Oldfield, a racer of some note, I am told. Mr. Oldfield, in all modesty I must inform you that I broke the 5 minute mile in high school. Did you break the 5 minute mile in high school? […]

Loon: Today as guest on the 3 Question Interview, we have one Samuel Gompers, some sort of labor leader back in the day. Question 1. Mr. Gompers, did your really funny name ruin your childhood? Ghost of Gompers: To the contrary. They called me Gorilla Gompers and trembled under my gaze. Loon: Question 2. Your […]

Loon: An April 1st treat is in store for us. the Lords of the 4th Dimension have produced the ghost of a famous tap dancer named Eleanor Powell to undergo the 3 Question Interview. Dame Eleanor, what is your favorite color? Powell’s ghost: I’m not that kind of a dame, and my favorite color is […]

Loon: The Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview have sent to us with no explanation whatsoever somebody named Ozzie Nelson. Why are you famous, Mr. Nelson? Nelson’s ghost: Gee, I don’t know. Loon: You must have some idea. Why should I know you? Nelson’s ghost: It could be football, my band, […]

Loon: One William S. Hart has been delivered to us by the Lords of the 4th Dimension for the 3 Question Interview. Mr. Hart, I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. Is this true? Hart’s ghost: It is an understandable misconception. In my long career as a thespian, I did undertake such […]

Loon: For todya’s 3 Question Interview, the Lords of the 4th Dimension have seen fit to bring us the ghost of Benedict Arnold, eminent traitor. Mr. Arnold, was corn a major part of your diet way back then? Arnold’s ghost: Yes, sir. Loon: Could you play the fife? Arnold’s ghost: Not to my knowledge. Loon: […]

Loon: A person I have never heard of is our celebrity ghost today for the 3 Question Interview. He is a man with the severely odd name of Theodore Geisel. Mr. Geisel, why have I never heard of you? Ghost of Geisel: You might know me by my pen name, Dr. Seuss. Loon: Oh, a […]

Loon: Welcome to today’s 3 Question Interview With a Celebrity Ghost. The Lords of the 4th Dimension have brought to us a French mime, one Marcel Marceau. Welcome, mein gnadiges frau Marceau. May I call you Marcel? Marceau’s ghost: ….. Loon: Are you deaf? Marceau’s ghost: ….. Loon: Ah, you no speaka da English. Am […]

Loon: Today for the 3 Question Interview we welcome from the great unknown one Deborah Kerr, who I am informed was a motion picture celebrity of some note. First, welcome and may I call you Deb? Deborah Kerr’s ghost: I prefer Debo, Red, Ginger, or Sam. Loon: Ginger because of your coloring or because of […]

Loon: It’s not often that the Lords of the 4th Dimension honor us with the ghost of a fictional character. So today I am proud to welcome to the 3 Question Interview Lorna Doone, who I am assured is a fictional character. Madame Doone, what do you look for in a cookie? Lorna Doone’s ghost: […]